The Cubists want to cover Dada with snow; this may surprise you, but it is so, they want to empty the snow of their pipe on Dada.

Are you sure?

Perfectly, the facts speak for themselves of big grotesque mouths. They think Dada wants to stop them in their odious business of selling photos at a high price.

Art is more expensive than sausages, more expensive than women, more expensive than anything.

Art is as easy to see as God (see Saint-Sulpice).

Art is a pharmaceutical product for idiots.

The Tables turn, thanks to the spirits; the paintings and other works of art are like tables-boxes, the spirit is in them and is inspired more and more as the prices go up in the salons.

Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, Dear friends.

Merchants don't like to paint, they know the hidden spirit....

Buy reproductions of signed images.

Don't be snobby; having the same image as your neighbor doesn't make you any less intelligent. No more fly spots on the walls.

There will be some, though, but not quite so many.

Dada will certainly be hated more and more, because his son-cups allow him to cut off processions by singing "Come Darling", what a sacrilege!

Cubism represents total starvation in ideas.

They cubed primitive paintings, reggin sculptures, violins, guitars, picture magazines, shit and girl profiles and now they want to put money in cubes!!!

Dada, on the other hand, wants nothing, absolutely nothing, and what he does is to make the public say “We understand nothing, nothing, nothing”.

"The Dadaists are nothing, nothing, nothing and they will surely succeed in nothing, nothing, nothing.”

391, No. 12, Paris, March 1920